The Popbitch mailout tells me that ‘Tom Cruise is interested in playing Samson Young in the forthcoming film of London Fields.’

Is this true?

Expect the script to go something like: ‘Cruise saves Nicola Six from a team of evil psychiatrists populated by Body Thetans and manipulated by the alien overlord Xenu’.

Still, as long as they cast Kim Cattrall for the female lead, the film can still be saved.


Born to play Nicola Six


One Response to “Y’wha?”

  1. Joyce Hanson Says:

    I’d rather see Lady Gaga in the role.

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